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It was never about the bouquet.
It was about the campaign.
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The calls had already been made.
The checks had cleared. Judges had been promised favors over tuna casseroles and whispered deals. Somewhere backstage, “Hang up the phone, Cinnamon,” echoed through the chaos—because someone was still working the angles.
And then she stepped into the spotlight.
Crowned. Smiling. Holding a bouquet so aggressively floral it should’ve come with a warning label.
Gardenia and lemon peel opened the moment—bright, polished, and painfully innocent. Very “America loves me.” Cameras flashed. Judges nodded. Mothers seethed.
But inside that bouquet?
Chaos.
Tuberose started acting up. Jasmine caught an attitude. Green florals went rogue. The flowers stopped behaving, the smile started twitching, and suddenly the pageant math was not mathing.
Enter the swan.
Majestic. Symbolic. Weaponized.
One wrong step, one too many secrets, and the swan ate my baby. Literally, spiritually, emotionally.
Feathers everywhere. Flowers crushed. Powder settling like stage makeup after a very public unraveling.
Tuberose + Tantrum burns like that exact moment—when perfection collapses under its own choreography. When bribery, beauty, and bad intentions combust into something unforgettable.
When the bouquet finally admits it was never meant to be delicate.
Light this when you’re done playing nice.
When the fix was in, and you still lost.
When the crown slips, the swan lunges, and the truth smells fabulous.
Because some girls win the pageant.
Others leave a scene.
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FRAGRANCE NOTES
Top: Gardenia, Lemon Peel
Middle: Tuberose, Green Floral, Jasmine
Base: Powder
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THE EXPERIENCE
Light this when: You’re done smiling through the sabotage
Mood: Floral, dramatic, and pageant-level unstable
Throw: Bold white florals with a soft powdery finish
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton (no metal core)
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Burn Time:
Signature Candle: Approx. 50–60 hours
Grande Candle (3-Wick): Approx. 35–45 hours
Wax Melt Cubes: Approx. 8–12 hours per cube
Wax Melt (Full Clamshell): Approx. 48–72 hours total
Availability: Returning favorite / limited by seasonal pours
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CANDLE CARE
Trim wick to 1/4” before each burn
Allow full melt pool on first burn
Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours
Never leave unattended
—
It was never about the bouquet.
It was about the campaign.
—
The calls had already been made.
The checks had cleared. Judges had been promised favors over tuna casseroles and whispered deals. Somewhere backstage, “Hang up the phone, Cinnamon,” echoed through the chaos—because someone was still working the angles.
And then she stepped into the spotlight.
Crowned. Smiling. Holding a bouquet so aggressively floral it should’ve come with a warning label.
Gardenia and lemon peel opened the moment—bright, polished, and painfully innocent. Very “America loves me.” Cameras flashed. Judges nodded. Mothers seethed.
But inside that bouquet?
Chaos.
Tuberose started acting up. Jasmine caught an attitude. Green florals went rogue. The flowers stopped behaving, the smile started twitching, and suddenly the pageant math was not mathing.
Enter the swan.
Majestic. Symbolic. Weaponized.
One wrong step, one too many secrets, and the swan ate my baby. Literally, spiritually, emotionally.
Feathers everywhere. Flowers crushed. Powder settling like stage makeup after a very public unraveling.
Tuberose + Tantrum burns like that exact moment—when perfection collapses under its own choreography. When bribery, beauty, and bad intentions combust into something unforgettable.
When the bouquet finally admits it was never meant to be delicate.
Light this when you’re done playing nice.
When the fix was in, and you still lost.
When the crown slips, the swan lunges, and the truth smells fabulous.
Because some girls win the pageant.
Others leave a scene.
—
FRAGRANCE NOTES
Top: Gardenia, Lemon Peel
Middle: Tuberose, Green Floral, Jasmine
Base: Powder
—
THE EXPERIENCE
Light this when: You’re done smiling through the sabotage
Mood: Floral, dramatic, and pageant-level unstable
Throw: Bold white florals with a soft powdery finish
—
PRODUCT DETAILS
Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton (no metal core)
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Burn Time:
Signature Candle: Approx. 50–60 hours
Grande Candle (3-Wick): Approx. 35–45 hours
Wax Melt Cubes: Approx. 8–12 hours per cube
Wax Melt (Full Clamshell): Approx. 48–72 hours total
Availability: Returning favorite / limited by seasonal pours
—
CANDLE CARE
Trim wick to 1/4” before each burn
Allow full melt pool on first burn
Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours
Never leave unattended
Fragrance Notes
Top: Gardenia, Lemon Peel
Middle: Tuberose, Green Floral, Jasmine
Base: Powder
P.J. Candle Co. Scent #139
