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Come hungry. Leave unhinged.
No one’s keeping it cute tonight.
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This is the candle that gets invited to the table… and still ends up under it.
A little sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely inappropriate, Gobble Me, Swallow Me brings the heat to your holiday gathering and doesn’t apologize for a single second.
It opens with citrusy orange peel and crisp apple—bright, inviting, and just polished enough to pass as a warm welcome (or a very convincing fake compliment).
But that middle? That’s where things unravel.
Cranberry, sugar, and cinnamon spiral into something a little louder—sweet, spiced, and just chaotic enough to feel familiar. Like secrets being shared too freely. Like side-eyes across the table. Like someone’s ex showing up uninvited.
And then it settles.
Clove and wood smolder underneath it all—warm, tense, and quietly holding the room together. The kind of background energy that says, this could go either way.
This isn’t a polite nod to the season.
It’s a full-body cackle in scented form.
Light it when you’re ready to be unbothered, overfed… and just a little unhinged.
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FRAGRANCE NOTES
Top: Orange Peel, Apple
Middle: Cranberry, Sugar, Cinnamon
Base: Clove, Wood
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THE EXPERIENCE
Light this when: The gathering gets a little too real
Mood: Spiced, chaotic, and unapologetically bold
Throw: Warm, sweet, and full-bodied with a spicy edge
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PRODUCT DETAILS
P.J. Candle Co. Scent #076
Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton (no metal core)
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Burn Time:
Grande Candle (3-Wick): Approx. 35–45 hours
Availability: Final pour — remaining Grande candles only
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CANDLE CARE
Trim wick to 1/4” before each burn
Allow full melt pool on first burn
Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours
Never leave unattended
—
Come hungry. Leave unhinged.
No one’s keeping it cute tonight.
—
This is the candle that gets invited to the table… and still ends up under it.
A little sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely inappropriate, Gobble Me, Swallow Me brings the heat to your holiday gathering and doesn’t apologize for a single second.
It opens with citrusy orange peel and crisp apple—bright, inviting, and just polished enough to pass as a warm welcome (or a very convincing fake compliment).
But that middle? That’s where things unravel.
Cranberry, sugar, and cinnamon spiral into something a little louder—sweet, spiced, and just chaotic enough to feel familiar. Like secrets being shared too freely. Like side-eyes across the table. Like someone’s ex showing up uninvited.
And then it settles.
Clove and wood smolder underneath it all—warm, tense, and quietly holding the room together. The kind of background energy that says, this could go either way.
This isn’t a polite nod to the season.
It’s a full-body cackle in scented form.
Light it when you’re ready to be unbothered, overfed… and just a little unhinged.
—
FRAGRANCE NOTES
Top: Orange Peel, Apple
Middle: Cranberry, Sugar, Cinnamon
Base: Clove, Wood
—
THE EXPERIENCE
Light this when: The gathering gets a little too real
Mood: Spiced, chaotic, and unapologetically bold
Throw: Warm, sweet, and full-bodied with a spicy edge
—
PRODUCT DETAILS
P.J. Candle Co. Scent #076
Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton (no metal core)
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Burn Time:
Grande Candle (3-Wick): Approx. 35–45 hours
Availability: Final pour — remaining Grande candles only
—
CANDLE CARE
Trim wick to 1/4” before each burn
Allow full melt pool on first burn
Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours
Never leave unattended