


Gobble Me, Swallow Me 🦃
Too sweet to be subtle. Too spiced to behave.
Come hungry. Leave unhinged.
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Orange Peel, Apple
Middle: Cranberry, Sugar, Cinnamon
Base: Clove, Wood
This is the candle that gets invited to the table and still ends up under it. A little sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely inappropriate, Gobble Me, Swallow Me brings the heat to your holiday gathering and doesn’t apologize for a single second.
It opens with citrusy orange peel and crisp apple, like a warm welcome or a fake compliment on your stuffing. But that middle? A cranberry-sugar-cinnamon spiral of chaos that tastes like secrets, side-eyes, and someone’s ex showing up uninvited.
The clove and wood base smolders in the background like the tension between cousins who said they’d keep it cute this year and absolutely did not. It's the olfactory equivalent of a well-placed wink… and a table-flipping finale.
This isn’t a polite nod to the season. It’s a full-body cackle in scented form. Light it when you’re ready to be unbothered, overfed, and maybe just a little unhinged.
P.J. Candle Co. Scent #076
Too sweet to be subtle. Too spiced to behave.
Come hungry. Leave unhinged.
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Orange Peel, Apple
Middle: Cranberry, Sugar, Cinnamon
Base: Clove, Wood
This is the candle that gets invited to the table and still ends up under it. A little sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely inappropriate, Gobble Me, Swallow Me brings the heat to your holiday gathering and doesn’t apologize for a single second.
It opens with citrusy orange peel and crisp apple, like a warm welcome or a fake compliment on your stuffing. But that middle? A cranberry-sugar-cinnamon spiral of chaos that tastes like secrets, side-eyes, and someone’s ex showing up uninvited.
The clove and wood base smolders in the background like the tension between cousins who said they’d keep it cute this year and absolutely did not. It's the olfactory equivalent of a well-placed wink… and a table-flipping finale.
This isn’t a polite nod to the season. It’s a full-body cackle in scented form. Light it when you’re ready to be unbothered, overfed, and maybe just a little unhinged.
P.J. Candle Co. Scent #076