Fainting Couch Fabulous

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Smells like composure was attempted. Briefly.

She started with us from day one.

And by popular demand, she is back.

Now with her matching-look label, a more refined presentation, and all the same lavender drama that made her part of the P.J. Candle Co. family in the first place.

She is ready for spa-day relaxation, tranquil peace, and theatrically collapsing whenever the day becomes mildly inconvenient.

Fainting Couch Fabulous is lavender for people who appreciate relaxation but refuse to be boring about it.

She opens with bright bergamot and citrus, the olfactory equivalent of throwing open the curtains and announcing that you simply cannot go on like this.

Then comes the lavender.

Soft. Floral. Unmistakably classic.

She sways gently in the breeze like she knows everyone is looking.

Fresh eucalyptus and a touch of camphor keep things crisp, while powdery cedar settles underneath with the quiet elegance of an antique chaise nobody is actually allowed to sit on.

It is calming, but not innocent.

Refined, but fully capable of gossip.

The kind of lavender that arrives wearing silk, surveys the room, and thinks:

I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one.

And honestly?

She is usually right.

Light her after the bath. Before bed. During your skincare routine. Whenever you need your home to feel less like a place where people ask you questions and more like a private spa where nobody is allowed to touch anything.

FRAGRANCE NOTES

Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender
Base: Eucalyptus, Soft Powder, Cedar

Citrus: Bright, clean, and uplifting.

Bergamot: A fragrant citrus note with a soft floral quality and a slightly bitter edge.

Lavender: Herbal, floral, calming, and timeless.

Eucalyptus: Cool, fresh, and spa-like with a clean green sharpness.

Camphor: Crisp and airy, adding a refreshing medicinal edge without taking over.

Soft Powder: Delicate, smooth, and lightly nostalgic.

Cedar: Dry, warm wood that gives the fragrance a refined finish.

THE EXPERIENCE

Light this when: You need to calm down without becoming less fabulous.

Mood: Relaxed, floral, elegantly overdramatic.

Throw: Fresh and room-filling, with a soft floral finish that lingers beautifully.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton, no metal core
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Availability: Back by popular demand

Burn Time:

Signature Candle: 8 oz, single wick, approximately 50–60 hours
Grande Candle: 12 oz, 3-wick, approximately 35–45 hours
Wax Melt Cubes: Six fragrant cubes for flameless drama, approximately 8–12 hours per cube
Full Wax Melt Clamshell: Approximately 48–72 hours total

CANDLE CARE

Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.

Allow the wax to melt all the way across the surface on the first burn. This helps prevent tunneling, which is when your candle starts digging a little wax cave in the middle like it has secrets.

Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours.

Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Keep away from children, pets, drafts, curtains, and anyone who thinks relaxation has to be quiet, plain, or free of theatrical collapse.

Size:

Smells like composure was attempted. Briefly.

She started with us from day one.

And by popular demand, she is back.

Now with her matching-look label, a more refined presentation, and all the same lavender drama that made her part of the P.J. Candle Co. family in the first place.

She is ready for spa-day relaxation, tranquil peace, and theatrically collapsing whenever the day becomes mildly inconvenient.

Fainting Couch Fabulous is lavender for people who appreciate relaxation but refuse to be boring about it.

She opens with bright bergamot and citrus, the olfactory equivalent of throwing open the curtains and announcing that you simply cannot go on like this.

Then comes the lavender.

Soft. Floral. Unmistakably classic.

She sways gently in the breeze like she knows everyone is looking.

Fresh eucalyptus and a touch of camphor keep things crisp, while powdery cedar settles underneath with the quiet elegance of an antique chaise nobody is actually allowed to sit on.

It is calming, but not innocent.

Refined, but fully capable of gossip.

The kind of lavender that arrives wearing silk, surveys the room, and thinks:

I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one.

And honestly?

She is usually right.

Light her after the bath. Before bed. During your skincare routine. Whenever you need your home to feel less like a place where people ask you questions and more like a private spa where nobody is allowed to touch anything.

FRAGRANCE NOTES

Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender
Base: Eucalyptus, Soft Powder, Cedar

Citrus: Bright, clean, and uplifting.

Bergamot: A fragrant citrus note with a soft floral quality and a slightly bitter edge.

Lavender: Herbal, floral, calming, and timeless.

Eucalyptus: Cool, fresh, and spa-like with a clean green sharpness.

Camphor: Crisp and airy, adding a refreshing medicinal edge without taking over.

Soft Powder: Delicate, smooth, and lightly nostalgic.

Cedar: Dry, warm wood that gives the fragrance a refined finish.

THE EXPERIENCE

Light this when: You need to calm down without becoming less fabulous.

Mood: Relaxed, floral, elegantly overdramatic.

Throw: Fresh and room-filling, with a soft floral finish that lingers beautifully.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton, no metal core
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Availability: Back by popular demand

Burn Time:

Signature Candle: 8 oz, single wick, approximately 50–60 hours
Grande Candle: 12 oz, 3-wick, approximately 35–45 hours
Wax Melt Cubes: Six fragrant cubes for flameless drama, approximately 8–12 hours per cube
Full Wax Melt Clamshell: Approximately 48–72 hours total

CANDLE CARE

Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.

Allow the wax to melt all the way across the surface on the first burn. This helps prevent tunneling, which is when your candle starts digging a little wax cave in the middle like it has secrets.

Burn in increments of no more than 4 hours.

Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Keep away from children, pets, drafts, curtains, and anyone who thinks relaxation has to be quiet, plain, or free of theatrical collapse.