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Smells like composure was attempted. Briefly.
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She’s floral. She’s dramatic. She’s one minor inconvenience away from needing to lie down.
Theatrically collapsing is required.
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Fainting Couch Fabulous is lavender for people who appreciate relaxation but refuse to be boring about it.
It opens with bright bergamot and citrus—the olfactory equivalent of throwing open the curtains and announcing that you simply cannot go on like this. Then comes the lavender: soft, floral, unmistakably classic, and swaying gently in the breeze like she knows everyone is looking.
Fresh eucalyptus and a touch of camphor keep things crisp, while powdery cedar settles underneath with the quiet elegance of an antique chaise nobody is actually allowed to sit on.
It’s calming, but not innocent. Refined, but fully capable of gossip. The kind of lavender that arrives wearing silk, surveys the room, and thinks:
“I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one.”
And honestly? She’s usually right.
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Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender
Base: Eucalyptus, Soft Powder, Cedar
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Light this when: You need to calm down without becoming less fabulous
Mood: Relaxed, floral, elegantly overdramatic
Throw: Fresh and room-filling, with a soft floral finish that lingers beautifully
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Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton, with no metal core
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Signature: Approximately 65 hours of burn time
Grande: Approximately 80 hours of burn time
Wax Melts: Six fragrant cubes for flameless drama
Smells like composure was attempted. Briefly.
—
She’s floral. She’s dramatic. She’s one minor inconvenience away from needing to lie down.
Theatrically collapsing is required.
—
Fainting Couch Fabulous is lavender for people who appreciate relaxation but refuse to be boring about it.
It opens with bright bergamot and citrus—the olfactory equivalent of throwing open the curtains and announcing that you simply cannot go on like this. Then comes the lavender: soft, floral, unmistakably classic, and swaying gently in the breeze like she knows everyone is looking.
Fresh eucalyptus and a touch of camphor keep things crisp, while powdery cedar settles underneath with the quiet elegance of an antique chaise nobody is actually allowed to sit on.
It’s calming, but not innocent. Refined, but fully capable of gossip. The kind of lavender that arrives wearing silk, surveys the room, and thinks:
“I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one.”
And honestly? She’s usually right.
—
Top: Citrus, Bergamot
Middle: Lavender
Base: Eucalyptus, Soft Powder, Cedar
—
Light this when: You need to calm down without becoming less fabulous
Mood: Relaxed, floral, elegantly overdramatic
Throw: Fresh and room-filling, with a soft floral finish that lingers beautifully
—
Wax: Coconut Apricot Soy
Wick: Cotton, with no metal core
Hand-poured in Las Vegas
Signature: Approximately 65 hours of burn time
Grande: Approximately 80 hours of burn time
Wax Melts: Six fragrant cubes for flameless drama