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She’s sweet, flaky, and has beef with everyone at the table.
The pie’s not the only thing with layers.
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Maple, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Sugar
Middle: Pumpkin, Vanilla, Sweet Potato
Base: Cream, Pie Crust
They wanted a perfect fall gathering—just once. So they planned, prepped, and poured their entire Pinterest-loving soul into it. From the hand-folded napkins to the playlist that said “cozy and emotionally well-adjusted,” everything was curated for a conflict-free Thanksgiving.
But families don’t run on cinnamon and sweet potatoes. They run on drama and decades of unresolved tension. And somehow, by the time the second side dish hits the table, the passive-aggressive jabs start rolling in like gravy on the good tablecloth.
So when the smiles turn tight and the wine starts flowing faster than the conversation, there’s only one thing left to do: bring out the damn pie.
Golden, spiced, and unapologetically over-the-top, it lands on the table like a peace treaty wrapped in a lattice crust. The room gets quiet. Someone mutters an apology with their mouth full. It’s not a resolution, but it’s a pause. A moment. A bite that says, “We’ll deal with this… later.”
This scent captures that exact feeling: pumpkin spice laced with tension, vanilla sweetness trying to hold it all together, and a warm pie crust finish that smells like hope (or at least emotional carb-loading). Because sometimes the only thing holding the family together is a flaky dessert and the person who baked it—again.
Seasonal Status:
And just like everyone’s trust issues, Crust Issues has officially… resurfaced, been addressed, and been placed gently back on the shelf until next fall.
Apparently she hit a little too close to home. Whether it was unexpectedly therapeutic or everyone simply chose to sip, slay, and stuff down their feelings (foreshadowing absolutely intended), this messy little masterpiece is sold out for the season.
She’ll rise again next year—probably right after someone says, “We should do Thanksgiving at my place instead.”
She’s sweet, flaky, and has beef with everyone at the table.
The pie’s not the only thing with layers.
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Maple, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Sugar
Middle: Pumpkin, Vanilla, Sweet Potato
Base: Cream, Pie Crust
They wanted a perfect fall gathering—just once. So they planned, prepped, and poured their entire Pinterest-loving soul into it. From the hand-folded napkins to the playlist that said “cozy and emotionally well-adjusted,” everything was curated for a conflict-free Thanksgiving.
But families don’t run on cinnamon and sweet potatoes. They run on drama and decades of unresolved tension. And somehow, by the time the second side dish hits the table, the passive-aggressive jabs start rolling in like gravy on the good tablecloth.
So when the smiles turn tight and the wine starts flowing faster than the conversation, there’s only one thing left to do: bring out the damn pie.
Golden, spiced, and unapologetically over-the-top, it lands on the table like a peace treaty wrapped in a lattice crust. The room gets quiet. Someone mutters an apology with their mouth full. It’s not a resolution, but it’s a pause. A moment. A bite that says, “We’ll deal with this… later.”
This scent captures that exact feeling: pumpkin spice laced with tension, vanilla sweetness trying to hold it all together, and a warm pie crust finish that smells like hope (or at least emotional carb-loading). Because sometimes the only thing holding the family together is a flaky dessert and the person who baked it—again.
Seasonal Status:
And just like everyone’s trust issues, Crust Issues has officially… resurfaced, been addressed, and been placed gently back on the shelf until next fall.
Apparently she hit a little too close to home. Whether it was unexpectedly therapeutic or everyone simply chose to sip, slay, and stuff down their feelings (foreshadowing absolutely intended), this messy little masterpiece is sold out for the season.
She’ll rise again next year—probably right after someone says, “We should do Thanksgiving at my place instead.”
